Saturday, January 24, 2009

Newsance... I call it... *update 28/1

First of all my condoleances to the victims of this atrocity in Belgium which has everybody here obviously shocked. I'm sure most have read or heard already, if not, just read on. The media, released and still is releasing many conflicting reports on it (even worse in international media) on the one hand I wonder how this is even possible with such a sensitive case, on the other hand, big news and emotions running wild, I don't know. The international media acted even dumber, can you blame translation errors for the most erroneous reports? I don't know. Notably the sensationalist English papers who threw sensitivity entirely out the window on more than one occasion.
To clarify let's sum up the latest version, which is still largely unconfirmed & might change:
The entire country is shook up by a horrible triple murder that took place yesterday morning. A 20 year old guy, Kim De Gelder (anagram: Ledger), media tagline: "a loner"..., face not painted white, eyes not blackened but just very pale and tired eyes (reports of this may have changed again! latest I heard: he didn't have make up on... but had it in its backpack, eh?! ;p), with ginger hair... killed 2 babies under 1 year old and a nursery attendent and wounded tens of other babies and toddlers, most of which are out of intensive care today. His motives still aren't clear, he is still not cooperating.
He got in through security of the Fairytales crèche in Dendermonde with the excuse that he wanted to ask something. He stormed up the stairs, went straight to the baby ward where he swung his knife around, cutting mostly in the head and throat areas... then went to the toddlers and did the same.
He threw away his knife near the scene and escaped by bicycle. Police mobilized even with helicopters and captured him a few kilometers further in Lebbeke (quite a feat if you know Belgian law enforcement's track record). According to an eye witness of the arrest: "They pulled him off his bike, there was a short struggle/no resistance and police pulled down his pants so he couldn't run away. They pulled up his shirt and he was wearing a bulletproof vest. In his bag a change of clothes, fake gun, another knife and an axe were visible." Two more knives were found at the scene of the crime.
During questioning, he was not cooperative the entire first day as well as today. He gave up at least 5 different names, repeated over and over again he did not know his real name. He was also laughing, constantly. He is still not cooperating. He had a job in a departement store, in the warehouse. Former collegues say he was a quiet guy, or was laughing, or was talking about his preference for strange movies. He quit his job two weeks ago.
His identity has been confirmed but not released. It's been said initially that the individual has no known psychiatric history (weird I said at first, and indeed, latest update: He was in depressions in high school and his folks tried to have him committed 2 years ago at age 18 cause he never spoke the psychologists and psychiatrists at the time didn't think it necessary, he was on ANTIDEPRESSIVES, wouldn't ya know it.) and did not have a crime record. He was also sober during the atrocity.
He had a note with him, with 3 (latest report: 2) other addresses which illustrated some preparation was done (along with the bulletproof vest). One was confirmed to be the Sunshine crèche. He had also written on the note that he planned to kill 75 people. His house has been searched and his computer confiscated.
The rescue workers were in tears, some of their own children at the scene, and had to switch to automatic pilot to even be able to help the many victims.
One eye witness who saw him flee on his bike was irritably smiling when talking on camera, I know some people smile when nervous but still, very wrong. He said "the eyes were blackened and dirty ginger hair."
Another witness who lived behind the crèche, but from quite a distance thought he saw the kids playing tag with the killer... and saw him ride his bike away in pure calmness.
30.000 people on facebook clicked their mouse to express their sympathy... On newspaper sites, the emotional reactions went in all directions, I stopped reading after five of them, not like I was expecting anything sensible there...
When I saw the image of "Lady Justice" in the background on a huge screen on flemish channel VTM, the thought came up - that along with other crimes for instance in Norway yesterday where a policeman shot his former girlfriend (who was according to initial reports a student teacher) and her new lover dead and then killed himself... on the parking lot of a school - the balance had to be tipped from all the hope of the last days...
There are some obvious MK hints, though also counter arguments and I'm not a fan of confirmation bias. Lots of Ledger resonance with the name being an anagram, and the media hyping the Joker connections, the supposed did he or did he not wear white makeup (and why does the police now report there was some in his backpack but not on his face?!). etc. Many questions remain and I'll believe nothing until more is clear and yet after that, remember labels here are possible labels. Links: The Copycat Effect, Through the Looking Glass, Pseudoccult media and Elluminati.

In other newsance, Obama supports warrantless wiretapping. Boo. Finally back to normalcy...
Israel has admitted the use of white phosphorus during the Palestinian massacre, after denying despite photographic and video evidence. Nearly 1,300 Palestinians, the majority being civilians, died and nearly 500 were injured during the three-week offensive. Israel says that 13 of their soldiers were also killed. 13, 1300, do the math. There were protests today against the BBC because they won't air a commercial to financially support the victims in Gaza.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Lost in Time (Lost, BSG & TSCC)

The Aztec Calender and the Cyclical Nature of Time

The wheel of time or wheel of history is a concept in several religions and philosophies, notably religions of Indian origin such as Buddhism and Hinduism, which regard time as cyclical and consisting of repeating ages. Many other notable cultures also believe in this Wheel of Time: notably, the Q'ero Indians in Peru who are the direct descendants of the Incan empire, as well as the Hopi Indians of Arizona, believe in this cyclical idea of time.

Robert Jordan's the Wheel of Time

3 Shows & 3 plots (more?) that include the manipulation of time or
cyclical nature of time involved in Saving the World or Mankind.

Benjamin Linus turns the wheel of time

"I have full sympathy [for Ben]. I believe he has a mission and an agenda that he hasn't shared with us yet. The survival of the earth may depend on Ben's work, so it justifies his ruthless behavior. Maybe I'm just fantasizing or deluding myself."
—Actor Michael Emerson, who plays Ben

"That's what my father does - he manipulates people.
He makes you think it's your idea but it's his."
—Alex in "The Man From Tallahassee"

During Ben's turning, we see a shot of the Chariot
The Chariot (Tarot)

Structurally, the Chariot follows the Lovers. After the impulse that pulls us out of the Garden, we get on our chariot and depart. At that point, we are the Hero of our own story; maybe the Hero of everyone’s story. (As Ben is now as he needs to help get Hurley & co back to the Island) He might represent Helios, the Greek god who drives the Sun’s chariot across the sky, bringing light to the earth. The danger of this card is well illustrated by the myth of Phaëton. Among other things, this story illustrates the danger of reaching too high, unprepared.

The Chariot is Key Seven of the Major Arcana. In classical astrology, there were seven things that predictably wandered against the fixed stars. Mastering those planets meant mastering the system. The Chariot represents the possibility of traveling through the mysteries of the universe.

Such pretty golden lights of higher consciousness
Push! Push! *baby starts crying* just kidding ;p or am I?
Here's the baby, pure white light erups on the Island and Time Shifts.

Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
John Connor sends back soldiers and Terminators in time
to help save earth as early as possible.
Hope is Unleashed

Battlestar Galactica
Earth is revealed to have been populated by Cylons until a nuclear war, 2000 years in the past. Starbuck tracks the homing signal and finds her own remains on the planet. The identity of the fifth of the Final Five Cylons is revealed.

The four cylons revealed at the end of Season 3 (Samuel Anders, Chief Galen Tyrol, Tory Foster and Colonel Saul Tigh) discover, through flashbacks they experience while wandering around a shoreline, that they had lived on Earth, 2000 years ago, in a previous lifetime.

On Earth, Tigh converses with D'Anna Biers. She says she is devastated by the knowledge that history repeats itself endlessly. Faced with the choice of being constantly hunted by Cavil or dying on the planet, she chooses to remain behind.

Afterwards, Tigh walks into the water on a nearby shore, starts searching in the waves, visibly disoriented, and pulls out what appears to be the numbered lid of a post office box. This evokes a vision of himself, now searching through a heavily damaged building in which rows of mailbox hatches like the one he found in the water can be seen right after the first nuclear explosions on Earth 2000 years ago, looking for his wife, Ellen Tigh. He finds Ellen in the wreckage, dying, trapped under debris. While there seems to be no chance of rescuing her, Ellen consoles Saul, saying that "everything is in place", and that they will be "reborn, again, together." A nuclear blast obliterates both in the vision. Tigh's vision ends as he realizes Ellen was the fifth of the Final Five Cylons.

Pink Floyd - Time (live) [Notice the Kurzweil Synthesizer ;p]

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Fibonacci Sequence in Tool's Lateralus

Fibonacci Sequence in Tool's Lateralus

I can finally play this song on electric guitar since recently too. Words cannot describe how awesome that feels (never took lessons!). Tool are musical geniuses, check out in this video how the Divine Ratio aka Fibonacci Sequence is worked into this amazing song, which is one of the few songs I listened to on repeat daily for months at one time.

For more fascinating Music Explorations check out the HOWMusic(k) Blog and its new excellent Baby Brother. Btw, I'm sure some will enjoy this at the latter: Doomsday Prophet Alan Watt (no S!) exposed. Thanks again Ezra!

The Radical Change Group

The Radical Change Group

Check out the Radical Change Group for inspirational podcasts, blogposts, etc!

The Difference Between NLP Dedroidify Therapy and Conventional Psychology/Psychiatry

With gracious permission of one of my clients, J. who I am helping out of a depression and making the shift from pessimist to optimist, to illustrate the difference he experienced between my NLP and conventional therapy:
"I've seen therapists for the last six years, but it's more of a listening session than anything else, therefore, no help at all."
This is what has motivated me to start NLP therapy, I felt I was good at it, and I haven't heard a single positive review of convential psychologists/psychiatrists, who charged a lot and are not helping their clients. Let's see how J. compares his former therapists to how I helped him:
"Whoa! You covered a lot in this session. Again, these are incredibly new therapies for me. Usually I'd go to a doctor and he'd just sit there and look at me, writing illegibly on some yellow legal pad. What great help that was. Did wonders. I'm kidding of course. The kind of lessons and ideas you present give me a kind of new paradigm to work with in my life."
I know psychologists and psychiatrists learn a lot of theory, and then when they start their practice, they basically have to wing it. Most of them make plenty of money, but little change, therapeutically they crash to the ground instead of soaring with that winging.

The difference between conventional talking therapy and Neurolinguistic Programming, is NLP actually modelled psychologists who knew how to do their job and effect change rapidly and effectively, like Virginia Satyr, Fritz Perls and Milton Erickson. On the difference Richard Bandler, one of the founders of NLP, hilariously said this:
"It's not a therapy group, it's a training session - if you want to go to therapy, well, we can recommend some therapists who are very reliable, why some of their clients have seen them for 20 and 30 years."
Richard Bandler
NLP is a sort of practical training. Often one session is all what it will take to get you confident enough to take care of your own consciousness from then on. I asked J. what the psychologists/psychiatrists he went to see for six years to no avail actually specifically suggested:
"As for my therapy sessions, they suggested once that I get angry. One doctor said, get angry, you should be mad, he told me. I said I wasn't very angry at anything, not very angry person. Then he dropped it. They tried to get me to date girls too, saying I needed someone to keep me "occupied". I wasn't having it."
"Get angry, do some random dating. Time's up, see you next week." Geez. How has this paradigm not collapsed yet? Another example:
"The hypnotherapy might be something of interest to me. I've never had that kind of experience. One of the methods of my former psychiatrists was to put me in a chair and tense up my muscles and then release the tension. He gave me a cassette tape with his voice relying instructions. I guess it was his way of recreating meditation practices. It didn't help very much.
This was a guy who when I was talking about my problems would literally yawn with his mouth closed. Ever seen anyone do that? It's really annoying, especially when your spilling your guts to some wealthy doctor (and he was, he owns like six houses and has five boats and red mercedes benz I see him cruising around town in). My mom went to see him too for a while. She did not like his methods and stopped. I have since stopped as well." J.
So this guy at least used a short yoga exercise and made a poor Hypnosis/Guided Meditation tape, instead of using the expensive time to actually do a personal session that would have been of some use. When you have six houses and five boats, who has the time to care about their clients?

What happens in Neurolinguistic Programming? Well it's not a listening session! The NLP therapist finds out the core challenges, motivates the client to use his/her own creativity in applying solutions, helps the client immediately to rearrange the inner world and experiencing, teaches the client an entire toolbox of techniques customizable to their own needs, and most importantly: applies everything that might help!

As for my own offered change therapy, I also teach anything what is of practical use and interest to the client, for instance the psychological use of meditation, practical psychology and much more. If you teach the client how the mind works, they can influence it themselves more succesfully. So when the therapy is over, the client has learned an entire range of new information and techniques that improve the rest of their lives and help them to realize they are the driver and not the passenger of their consciousness. As an incentive to people who are considering my therapeutic services, some more chronological kind words from J:
"Great first lesson."

"Thus far, it's been great."

"Tremendous insight. Very helpful, I appreciate it greatly."

"I must say I've read books on self-help and other philosophy oriented texts that have helped. However, I find this more helpful. It's probably because you can relate to my problems and put the solution in words I can understand and respect.
Thanks again for your time and your kind, inspiring words."

"Whoa! You covered a lot in this session. Again, these are incredibly new therapies for me. Usually I'd go to a doctor and he'd just sit there and look at me, writing illegibly on some yellow legal pad. What great help that was. Did wonders. I'm kidding of course. The kind of lessons and ideas you present give me a kind of new paradigm to work with in my life."

"I did the exercise five times and realized I am the one in control.
Thank you for your kindness and understanding. Great job thus far!"

"I'm glad I came to you. I"m very appreciative that you agreed to give me free lessons. "

"I'm looking forward to it. (Next Lesson)"

"I'm glad you took me on as a client. Regardless of anything, this has helped me tremendously. If you ever need a reference, or feedback, or anything along those lines, I'm your man. "

"Thanks so much again!"
Thanks to J again for his agreement to post this and the wonderful and fast progress he's making. E-mail me at Dedroidify at Hotmail dot Com for more information. If you have any challenges consciousness wise, I'm your man!

"There is nothing permanent or compulsive in your system
except what you believe to be so."
Moshe Feldenkrais

Leaving Babylon/We're Only Gonna Die For Our Own Arrogance

Bad Religion - We're only gonna die

Sublime - Leaving Babylon/We're Only Gonna Die For our Own Arrogance

Say I'm leaving this Babylon. It will not be too long.
I said my people are starvin but your money's running.
Your dollar, dollar drop down real low. You ain't got no one to show.
That's why we're gonna take it right through that door.
Not gonna come back no more.
Early man walked away
As modern man took control
Their minds weren't all the same
To conquer was their goal
So he built his great empire
And he slaughtered his own kind
He died a confused man
And killed himself in his own mind, Let's go!

Biohazard - We're Only Gonna Die (Live)

Obama already exceeding my expectations, and more newsance

Suspending all Guantanamo "trials", the first step to closing Guantanamo (update: this year! woohoo!) and the bringing back of the Freedom of information act and transparancy in government. Most Excellent! That's already more than I expected from the entire term! Heh, he did have to retake the oath, oh oh, I guess I'd have been nervous too. But there's more good news! No more jackets required in the Oval office! Just kidding, here: New lobbying rules and freezing White House wages. Well played! I'll have a tiny slice of that hope-nosis now ;p.
Also, the conspiracynoids were a little too paranoid about surveillance and security of the US governement, check this out: New Staff finds White House in tech dark ages. "Obama officials ran smack into the constraints of the federal bureaucracy yesterday, encountering a jumble of disconnected phone lines, old computer software, and security regulations forbidding outside e-mail accounts. The team members, accustomed to working on Macintoshes, found computers outfitted with six-year-old versions of Microsoft software. But there were no missing letters from the computer keyboards, as Bush officials had complained of during their transition in 2001." ROFL. Appearances, appearances, at the highest peaks and the lowest valleys, appearances.
Though not getting carried away, Hillary Clinton just replaced Condoleezza Rice as the next ugly and batshit crazy Secretary of State.
And the bullshit in the media isn't over either, remember the article that global warming was disproved. CNN is upping the bullshit again, seriously. "Human-induced global warming is real, according to a recent U.S. survey based on the opinions of 3,146 scientists. However there remains divisions between climatologists and scientists from other areas of earth sciences as to the extent of human responsibility." Wow, you just destroyed the title of your article, with the first line. Good job "journalists" :p.
And Pakistan have arrested London Bombings suspects, that's a minimum of three groups being used as scapegoats for the London Bombings, nevermind the "terrorist drills" just like on 9/11, the "malfunctioning of all relevant cameras" in Big Brother London, and the incomprehensible police execution of de Menezes.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

NeuroSoup: Entheogenic Integration Through Education

Hellish Qliphoth & K2 Twin Tower Stargate -> 2BE Cube

Let's have some fun with the Conspiracy and Synchromystic Reality Tunnel (and not take this too seriously).

JIM TV is a Belgian music channel, crappy like all the other (MTV & TMF). JIM TV - with HELL YEAH! in its logo - is owned by VMMa, a Belgian Company that is responsible for VTM, the first sad commercial dumbing down whore of Belgian channels. Let's first look at a few funny, interesting, short video clips from JIM TV which are shown loads daily.

We'll catch you next time, hell yeah.

Catch the kids, huh? Hell yeah? ;p

Speaking of "Hell Yeah"... This is a program on JIM TV, oeh how Quirky to replace the C in Clip by a Q. It's from the sponsor, a Belgian fast "food" chain called Quick, though Qlip could also make ya think of... the Qliphoth Menu? Choose your demonic influence here!? ;p

Everything about you says you're gonna make it to the top.

Not too inspirational since it's directed at the viewer? There are several versions, one including politician Elio di Rupo. Or down the Rabbit Hole, well only in the case of the one with rabbit ears. The monkey sound is like a regressive catalyst or something ;p.

I possess the most powerful weapon in the Universe.

Atomic arms, or the media?!

Back to Business: Hell yeah.

Business, hell, what's the difference? ;p

From the Twin Tower Stargate Logo (2003) to the Cube (2007)
(mini dutch/flemish lesson: "huidig"= adj. current, "toekomstig"= adj. future)

Another channel of VMMa was KA2, Kanaal Twee = Channel 2. Ka sounds like "K" in dutch, so effectivly K2 - the synchromystic mountain of Kosmic Konsciousness... not so much on this channel heh, it was changed to the 2BE Cube in 2007. 2 BE, To be, Be=Belgium.

"The 3 (spirit, mind, soul) descend into the 4 (the world), the sum being the 7, or the mystic nature of man, consisting of a threefold spiritual body and a fourfold material form. These are symbolized by the cube, which has six surfaces and a mysterious seventh point within..."
Manly P. Hall

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

All hail the Symbol!

"The challenges are real! They are Sirius and many! But they will be met!" Obama

Well I can't say I didn't feel some YAAY HAHA when he took the oath, clumsily. You'd think he'd be able to repeat stuff by now! ;p Let's hope he is a catalyst for some change at least, those are some interesting promises. And don't get me wrong, I do appreciate the positive symbolism of his presidency. A few days ago, I saw a bit of Blazing Saddles for the first time, and I really had to chuckle at the symbolism at work, the synopsis of that movie:

"To ruin a western town, a corrupt political boss appoints a black sheriff,
who promptly becomes his most formidable adversary."

All the best Mr. President.

All hail the Puppet!

James & Bobby Purify - I'm Your Puppet

Trivium - Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr

Single & Live versions suck, but couldn't find album version. The lyrics of this I interpret to be about Bush, but what's the difference between puppets, anyway:
"It's our curse that makes this world so hopeless
Allowing our king to spread his genocidal wings"

I wonder what the Body Count of this American presidency shall be?

BBC article: 'Huge symbolic value' (The only value :p)

Highlights of that shitty concert: The sleeping kid behind Obama. Garth Brooks touching one of his guitar strings too loud when coming up. And Patti LaBelle very fittingly raping "A Change's gonna Come" in the worst way.

The award for Terrorist Country of the Year goes to Israel and we're only 2/3's into January. What do you know, they finished their mass murdering just before Obama's presidency. What a coincidence! (Thanks to achtdagenineenweek for the pic)

If there's anything to Novelty Theory/Timewave Zero and the Mayan Calender, I assume Obama will be assassinated. Gee, I wonder what kind of ideological scapegoat will be picked. Maybe they ought to compare him even more to Lincoln, JFK and MLK lol. I for one am just so thrilled that I won't have to hear the words "President-elect" anymore. Anyway, congratulations President Biden, President Brzezinski and all those other fucks. What a great day in BS filled consensus reality history, lol. The (new) world (order) will never be the same again!

Jesus, LOL!!!111

(click to enlarge)

A Christian (awesome) started this on the BeyondUnreal Forums (my fav FPS game will always be UT2004).

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Illuminatus! 2 The Golden Apple (excerpt)

During Joe's second trip on the Leif Ericson, they went all the way to Africa, and Hagbard had an important conference with five gorillas. At least, he said afterwards that it was important; Joe couldn't judge, since the conversation was in Swahili.
"They speak some English," Hagbard explained back on the sub, "but I prefer Swahili, since they're more eloquent in it and can express more nuances."
"Are you the first man to teach an ape to speak," Joe asked, "in addition to your other accomplishments?"
"Oh, not at all," Hagbard said modestly. "It's an old Discordian secret. The first person to communicate with a gorilla was an Erisian missionary named Malaclypse the Elder, who was born in Athens and got exiled for opposing the imposition of male supremacy when the Athenians created patriarchy and locked up their women. He then wandered all over the ancient world, learning all sorts of secrets and leaving behind a priceless collection of mind-blowing legends—he's the Phoenix Madman mentioned in the Confucian scriptures, and he passed himself off as Krishna to recite that gorgeous Bible of revolutionary ethics, the Bhagavad Gita, to Arjuna in India, among other feats. I believe you met him in Chicago while he was pretending to be the Christian Devil."
"But how have you Discordians concealed the fact that gorillas talk?"
"We're rather close-mouthed, you might say, and when we do speak it's usually to put somebody on or blow their minds—"
"I've noticed that," Joe said.
"And the gorillas themselves are too shrewd to talk to anybody but another anarchist. They're all anarchists themselves, you know, and they have a very healthy wariness about people in general and government people in particular. As one of them told me once, 'If it got out that we can talk, the conservatives would exterminate most of us and make the rest pay rent to live on our own land; and the liberals would try to train us to be engine-lathe operators. Who the fuck wants to operate an engine lathe?' They prefer their own pastoral and Eristic ways, and I, for one, would never interfere with them. We do communicate, though, just as we communicate with the dolphins. Both species are intelligent enough to realize that it's in their interest, as part of earth's biosphere, to help the handful of human anarchists to try to stop, or at least slow down, the bloodletting and slaughter of our Aneristic rulers and Aneristic mobs."
"Sometimes I still get confused about your theological terms—or are they psychological? The Aneristic forces, especially the Illuminati, are structure freaks: they want to impose their concept of order on everybody else. But I still get confused about the differences between the Erisian, the Eristic and the Discordian. Not to mention the JAMs."
"The Eristic is the opposite of the Aneristic," Hagbard explained patiently, "and, therefore, identical with it. Remember the Hodge-Podge. Writers like De Sade, Max Stirner and Nietzsche are Eristic; so are the gorillas. They represent total supremacy of the individual, total negation of the group. It isn't necessarily the war-of-all-against-all, as Aneristic philosophers imagine, but it can, under stress, degenerate into that. More often, it's quite pacifistic, like our hairy friends in the trees back there.
The Erisian position is modified; it recognizes that Aneristic forces are part of the world drama, too, and can never be totally abolished. We merely stress the Eristic as a balance, because human society has been tilted grotesquely toward the Aneristic side all through the Piscean age. We Discordians are the activists in the Erisian movement; we do things. The pure Erisians work in more mysterious ways, in accordance with the Taoist principle of wu-wei—doing nothing effectively.
The JAMs are left-wingers, who might have become Aneristic except for special circumstances that led them in a libertarian direction. But they've fucked it all up with typical left-whig hatred trips. They haven't mastered the Gita: the art of fighting with a loving heart."
"Strange," Joe said. "Dr. Iggy, in the San Francisco JAM cabal, explained it to me differently."
"What would you expect?" Hagbard replied. "No two who know, know the same in their knowing. By the way, why haven't you told me that you're sure those gorillas back there were just men I dressed up in gorilla suits?" "I'm becoming more gullible," Joe said. "Too bad," Hagbard told him sadly. "They really were men in gorilla suits. I was testing how easily you could be bamboozled, and you flunked." "Now, wait a minute. They smelled like gorillas. That was no fake. You're putting me on now." "That's right," Hagbard agreed. "I wanted to see if you'd trust your own senses or the word of a Natural-Born Leader and Guru like me. You trusted your own senses, and you pass. My put-ons are not just jokes, friend. The hardest thing for a man with dominance genes and piratical heredity like me is to avoid becoming a goddam authority figure. I need all the feedback and information I can get—from men, women, children, gorillas, dolphins, computers, any conscious entity—but nobody contradicts an Authority, you know.
Communication is possible only between equals: that's the first theorem of social cybernetics—and the whole basis of anarchism—and I have to keep knocking down people's dependence on me or I'll become a fucking Big Daddy and won't get accurate communication anymore. If the pig-headed Illuminati and their Aneristic imitators in all the governments, corporations, universities and armies of the world understood that simple principle, they'd occasionally find out what's actually going on and stop screwing up every project they start. I am Freeman Hagbard Celine and I am not anybody's bloody leader. As soon as you fully understand that I'm your equal, and that my shit stinks just like yours, and that I need a lay every few days or I get grouchy and make dumb decisions, and that there is One more trustworthy than all the Buddhas and sages but you have to find him for yourself, then you'll begin to understand what the Legion of Dynamic Discord is all about."
"One more trustworthy than all the Buddhas and sages...?" Joe repeated, finding himself most confused when he had been closest to total comprehension a second earlier.
"To receive light you must be receptive," Hagbard said curtly. "Work that one out for yourself. Meanwhile, take this back to New York and chew on it a bit." And he presented Joe with a book entitled Never Whistle While You're Pissing: A Guide to Self-Liberation, by Hagbard Celine, H.M., S.H.
Joe read the book carefully in the following weeks—while Pat Walsh, in Confrontation's research department, checked out every assertion about the Illuminati that Joe had picked up from Hagbard, Simon, Dillinger and Dr. Ignotius—but, although some of the book was brilliant, much was obscure, and he found no clue to the One more trustworthy than all Buddhas. Then, one night high on Alamout Black hashish, he started working on it with expanded and intensified consciousness. Malaclypse the Elder? No, he was wise, and somewhat benevolent in a fey sort of style, but certainly not trustworthy. Simon? For all his youth and nuttiness, he had moments of incredible perception, but he was almost certainly less enlightened than Hagbard. Dillinger? Dr. Ignotius? The mysterious Malaclypse the Younger, who had disappeared, leaving behind only the inscrutable Principia Discordia?
Christ, Joe thought, what a male chauvinist I am! Why didn't I think of Stella? The old joke came back to him... "Did you see God?" "Yes, and she's black." Of course. Hadn't Stella presided over his initiation, in Dr. Iggy's chapel? Hadn't Hagbard said she would preside over George Dorn's initiation, when George was ready? Of course.
Joe always remembered that moment of ecstasy and certainty: it taught him a lot about the use and misuse of drugs and why the Illuminati went wrong. For the unconscious, which always tries to turn every good lay into a mother figure, had contaminated the insight which his supraconscious had almost given him. It was many months later, just before the Fernando Poo crisis, that he finally discovered beyond all doubt the One who was more trustworthy than all Buddhas and all sages.

Do-da, do-da, do-da-do-da-DAY...

(And Semper Cuni Linctus, the very night that he reamed his subaltern for taking native superstitions seriously, passed an olive garden and saw the Seventeen... and with them was the Eighteenth, the one they had crucified the Friday before. Magna Mater, he swore, creeping closer, am I losing my mind? The Eighteenth, whatshisname, the preacher, had set up a wheel and was distributing cards to them. Now, he turned the wheel and called out the number at which it stopped. The centurion watched, in growing amazement, as the process was repeated several times, and the cards were marked each time the wheel stopped. Finally, the big one, Simon, shouted "Bingo!" The scion of the noble Linctus family turned and fled...
Behind him, the luminous figure said, "Do this in commemoration of me."
"I thought we were supposed to do the bread and wine bit in commemoration of you?" Simon objected.
"Do both," the ghostly one said. "The bread and wine is too symbolic and arcane for some folks. This one is what will bring in the mob. You see, fellows, if you want to bring the Movement to the people, you have to start from where the people are at. You, Luke, don't write that down. This is part of the secret teachings.")

Slurp, slurp... Camp-town ladies sing this song...

(But how do you account for a man like Drake? one of Carl Jung's guests asked at the Sunday afternoon Kaffeeklatsch where the strange young American had inspired so much speculation. Jung sucked on 'his pipe thoughtfully—wondering, actually, how he could ever cure his associates of treating him like a guru—and answered finally, "A fine mind strikes on an idea like the arrow hitting bull's-eye. The Americans have not yet produced such a mind, because they are too assertive, too outgoing. They land on an idea, even an important idea, like one of their fullbacks making a tackle. Hence, they always crumple or cripple it. Drake has such a mind. He has learned everything about power—more than Adler knows, for all his obsession on the subject—but he has not learned the important thing. That is, of course, how to avoid power. What he needs, and will probably never achieve, is religious humility. Impossible in his country, where even the introverts are extroverted most of the tune.")

If you think this is awesome sauce the next part is a hilarious conversation with H.P. Lovecraft!

Eye Patterns (NLP)

Eye Patterns (NLP)

Eye Accessing Cues is fun stuff, part of the huge NLP toolbox. With knowledge of this, you can tell what a person is doing inside their head (including lying), and create more rapport using their sense preferences. I bring out this trick whenever, once I talked to a girl who literally tilted her head up and to her left to VR. "Oh I remember when..." and then totally shifted her head down and to her right to K "and that made me feel sooo..." hehe.

Ringo Fire Stargate RigingGingoogoo

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firey ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a Ringo Fire...

I fell into a burning Ringo Fire
I went down, down, down
and the flames went higher
and it burns, burns, burns
the Ringo Fire
the Ringo Fire

(Hi, I'm Ringo btw, no STD jokes you pervs ;p)

And another one.

Tenacious D - RigingGingoogoo Ringigingigoogoo

Friday, January 16, 2009

Dedroidify Neurolinguistic Programming Therapy!

Note: I am no longer offering these services

I have studied consciousness, NLP, psychology and hypnosis for years, used the techniques succesfully on myself and others, and now am venturing to help people professionally!

What is NLP? Neurolinguistic Programming is a method applied to psychotherapy and interpersonal communication. A theory of language, communication and an associated therapeutic method, derived from the study or 'modeling' how successful outstanding people in different fields obtain their results. It is a toolbox of very effective ways to change thought patterns.

For instance for psychotherapy, the work of notable Virginia Satir, Fritz Perls and Milton Ericson was modelled. NLP holds that people can improve the way they interact with the world by means of certain principles and techniques concerned with their use of language.

The name was coined by psychologist Richard Bandler and linguist John Grinder to represent a theoretical connection between neurological processes (neuro), language (linguistic) and behavioral patterns that have been learned through experience (programming). NLP was originally promoted as an extraordinarily effective and rapid form of psychological therapy, capable of addressing the full range of problems which psychologists are likely to encounter, such as phobias, depression, habit disorder, psychosomatic illnesses, learning disorders, etc.

NLP helps to fulfil one's potential, through self-determination learned limitations are overcome towards well-being and healthy functioning. These skills can be learned by anyone to improve their effectiveness both personally and professionally.

If you are interested, and want to really De-droid-ify, please e-mail Dedroidify at Hotmail dot com, we can start as soon as you want. You can donate whatever you want for the help. If you have a question just send me an e-mail!

What I am offering:
  • Change Therapy
  • NLP Session(s)
  • Hypnosis Session(s)
  • Meditation help & advice for beginners and intermediates.
  • Anything else? Just ask.
What I can help you with:
  • From Pessimism to Optimism
  • Depression
  • Re-Associating (Anything you like)
  • Anxiety and Stress reduction
  • Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
  • Anger issues, general or specific, for instance: Road Rage
  • Motivation
  • Addiction
  • Phobias and fears
  • the 8 Circuit Model
  • Meditation
  • Anything else? Just ask
  • Change Therapy: Daily follow up through E-mail. After understanding your core challenges, I will inform you on how the mind works specifically and practically for your situation. Several short and easy tasks and advice will be given each day to explore and fine tune your consciousness the way you want it. Teaching you information and techniques that you will be able to use for your own benefit and others for the rest of your life.
  • NLP session: We will work specifically on thought patterns or reactionary habits you are willing to change, the set of tools learned to fit your specific requests will be able to be applied by you in the future for a wide range of other needs! This can be done through Instant Messaging or Skype.
  • Hypnotherapy session: You will be guided through a process fine tuned for your specific needs, which will effect immediate change. Hypnotherapy requires you to be able to communicate with me through a mic online using Skype.
  • E-mail (Dedroidify at Hotmail dot com)
  • Instant Messaging (MSN, etc)
  • Skype (Microphone needed, no webcam necessary)
  • Practical experience of succesful NLP and Hypnosis sessions. I helped people with Anxiety Attacks, Anger Issues, ADHD, Migraines, Stress and Pain Reduction, PTSD...
  • NLP Master Practitioner Training through Chris Howard, Richard Bandler.
  • Jungian Analytic, Integral, Transpersonal and Quantum Psychology.
  • Hypnosis & Hypnotherapy: Milton Erickson, Dave Elman, George Estabrooks
  • Expert in Leary/Wilson/Gurdjieff/Alli's 8 Circuit Model (Jung/Freud/Berne/Piaget)
  • Immersed in NLP, Psychology, Consciousness, Philosophy, Spirituality for years.
  • Linguistics: E-prime, Milton Model, Meta Model
  • Meditations: Psychological, Vipassana, Mantra, Visualisation, Pranayama Breathing, etc.
  • Hale Dwoskin's Sedona method
  • Fluently Spoken Languages: English, Dutch, French.

To illustrate how one of my new clients is experiencing the therapy first hand and how much better he is off with it than talking (listening) therapy, see: The Difference Between NLP Therapy and Conventional Psychology/Psychiatry and NLP Testimonial from a satisfied client.

Relevant Motivational Quotes

"If what you're doing isn't working, do something different."

"Somewhere inside most people are the resources they need to overcome most problems. Therapy locates and then re-locates them."

"Problems have much more to do with process, with the way experience is organised and structured. If you can change the organising process, you can change outcome more easily, more quickly and more enduringly. Therapy means change."

"All Hypnosis is Self-Hypnosis."

Note: I am no longer offering these services


Check out a fascinating page about the Bonobo monkey, which is endangered and only is found in the wild in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Along with the Common Chimpanzee, the Bonobo is the closest relative to humans.

Bonobo Sex and Society by Frans B. M. de Waal, excerpt:
Sex, it turned out, is the key to the social life of the bonobo. The first suggestion that the sexual behavior of bonobos is different had come from observations at European zoos. Wrapping their findings in Latin, primatologists Eduard Tratz and Heinz Heck reported in 1954 that the chimpanzees at Hellabrun mated more canum (like dogs) and bonobos more hominum (like people). In those days, face-to- face copulation was considered uniquely human, a cultural innovation that needed to be taught to preliterate people (hence the term "missionary position"). These early studies, written in German, were ignored by the international scientific establishment. The bonobo's humanlike sexuality needed to be rediscovered in the 1970s before it became accepted as characteristic of the species.

Frans de Waal quotes:
"The possibility that empathy resides in parts of the brain so ancient that we share them with rats should give pause to anyone comparing politicians with those poor, underestimated creatures."

"I've argued that many of what philosophers call moral sentiments can be seen in other species. In chimpanzees and other animals, you see examples of sympathy, empathy, reciprocity, a willingness to follow social rules. Dogs are a good example of a species that have and obey social rules; that's why we like them so much, even though they're large carnivores."

"To endow animals with human emotions has long been a scientific taboo. But if we do not, we risk missing something fundamental, about both animals and us."
from "Are We in Anthropodenial?"

Skin trailer

Skin trailer

A dutch movie based on true events, set in 1979 revolving around a kid who fails to escape his father's holocaust trauma rather dramatically, he becomes a nazi skinhead (wtf!). Interesting reality tunnel exploration, shows how easy it is to spiral down.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Obama NWO on Colbert Report

Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected and at 1.49 (at 15.15 in the full episode with Alan Colmes) John King says "If your point is that perhaps Barak Obama is in for a New World Order, I think you are correct."

Thanks James Ratte!

Sunday, January 4, 2009


Hey folks, haven't been posting much cause of all the holidays, the partying, the recuperating, the new guitar multi-pedal-thingy I got including a drum machine (I played the Roots Seed 2.0 with a buddy with his bass guitar yesterday, awesome), and I'm starting up an online therapy practice (nlp, hypnosis, etc) soon, more about that later! Here's some Danish Volbeat that I first heard on New Year's eve, which I celebrated gangsta motown style in suits and hats at a buddy's house.

Volbeat - The Garden's Tale

Digitech RP50 Guitar Effects thingy

Friday, January 2, 2009

2009: 666

Happy New Year people, and nice going. We're off to a good start, blog visitor nrs:
Excellent, especially for someone in a Tenacious D Lee phase.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Synchromystic D

"I could 23 Skidoo you a song." Jack Black

Check out this article for the origins of 23 skidoo and the wiki,
which don't reference RAW and the 23 enigma.

More Law of Fives. The D their door nr is 523.

Explosivo Stargate

Jack Black's parents, were both rocket scientists!
His mother worked on the Hubble space telescope.

Tenacious D: Sasquatch

Saaaaaaasquaaaatch, we know your legend's reaaaaal.
Saaaaaaasquaaaatch, we know your love is reaaaaal.

Other Sasquatch vid here.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Illuminati: The Board Game of Conspiracy

They're all around us. Secret conspiracies are everywhere, and where can you find the only truth? Certainly not in the game of Illuminati. Fnord.

The object of Illuminati is to take control of the world. The phone company is controlled by creatures from outer space. The Congressional Wives have taken over the Pentagon. And the Boy Sprouts are cashing in their secret Swiss bank account to smash the IRS! Two to six players compete to grab powerful groups and increase their wealth and power. No ploy is too devious, no stratagem too low, as you scheme your way to victory.

The Grow-Some-Balls Foundation

There really is no need to drive in slow motion, if you like the view of the ocean,
drive in it.