Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Mini-rant incoming

Well then I guess I do and I'm not setting foot on US soil until I know I'll be treated like a human being. I don't wanna go to jail for knocking an idiot in a uniform the fuck out.  I don't wanna visit China or Russia either, I wanna know I'll have a reasonable assurance I won't be molested, shot, tasered, jailed or killed when I go somewhere. Call it exaggeration, I call it sense.

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  1. Hell, I got loads of reasons for not visiting the states, and many more for not flying. It's their loss.

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  2. I used to feel that way.. still do when I remember to.
    Cept now I get frisked everyday leaving work. Pretty degrading.

    Nothin wrong with a free PP touch I guess.

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  3. I can think of a few reasons...

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  4. See? If a TSA agent offers to touch my bits, I intend to strip down in the middle of the airport. I am not body shy and a dumpy 52 year old woman bareassed is NOT what they want to see.

    But I figure that whoever is that brazen deserves the shock of my unleashed self. Telling them that shit isn't OK hasn't worked. And I can intimidate right back.

    So, if you see a picture of a naked middle aged woman with butterflies tattooed on her back in an airport in your news feed, that's me.

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