The list includes:
* Pure evil bitch Hillary Clinton featuring her trademark move the cackle of hell
* Wanna f*ck a male cop in the bathroom Larry Craig
* Count Rudy Giuliani using tens of thousands of tax money for his new biznatch
* The whitest and most scripted of all candidates Barack Obama involved in a suspicious real estate deal with an indicted political fundraiser, Antoin "Tony" Rezko. Eh yo Tony!
* Nanci Pelosi, snuck a $25 million gift to her husband in a $15 billion Water Resources Development Act recently passed by Congress.
I mean seriously, here's an idea: imprison all these fucks where they rightfully belong, saaay, a FEMA camp?! And let them play their political games of make pretend running a country decently behind bars where the few dumb enough who are interested can watch them on 'reality tv'.
We'll give them fifteen minutes a day off camera so they can still play their conspiracy games, though against the clock!
PS: Bush and Cheney were too obvious to be included in this list.