ROFL, this guy had an awesome life and death: "On August 25, 1975, despite having no previous hang-gliding experience, YaHoWha used a hang glider to leap off a 1300-foot cliff on the eastern shore of Oahu. He successfully flew his kite but crash-landed on the beach and died nine hours later. After three days of vigil, YaHoWha was cremated."
I'd join/start a cult if I weren't allergic to followers of any kind! JK I'm too lazy to start anything.