Daily Conspiracy: The media will make you sick much sooner than any Bird Flu.

Daily Conspiracy: Bird Flu

Symptoms!!!! ARE YOU SCARED YET!?!
* fever
* cough
* sore throat
* muscle aches
* conjunctivitis
* in severe cases of avian flu, it can cause severe breathing problems and pneumonia, and can be fatal.

OH NO! YOU PROBABLY HAVE IT RIGHT NOW!? MAYBE YOU'LL BE LUCKY AND DIE OF FEAR FIRST!?
Well whattayaknow, seemed to have passed without much chaos hasn't it?! Remember! The only way to feel less scared is to buy shit you don't need!
Grrrrrr!

Senior WHO Official Dr. David Nabarro said a pandemic could come at any time and claim anywhere between 5 million and 150 million lives depending on the world's response to avian flu. However on Friday, a spokesman for the U.N.'s World Health Organization said it was impossible to estimate how many people could die from a possible new pandemic triggered by bird flu:
"There is obvious confusion, and I think that has to be straightened out. I don't think you will hear Dr. Nabarro say the same sort of thing again,"
Dick Thompson, WHO influenza spokesman quoted by Reuters

There is never a reason to panic, so STOP repeating it!