Saturday, August 9, 2008

Why Does The Illuminati Eye Infest Christian Churches? (duh)

This is a article: Ok if you were going "lol" like me, remember that Alex Jones is (or portrays himself like) a Christian. I don't know how far he takes it, but I think it's hilarious that people who research so much in the world still believe stuff like JC is their personal lord & saviour. (Because he has helped me so much in my life: symbols, illusions & confirmation bias can be comforting, I agree.)

So why Does The Illuminati Eye Infest Christian Churches?

here are a few possibilities, none of which I 'believe', these are oversimplified and could overlap in any kind of ways. When you talk about stuff like this you really realise the limits of language. If you know any other views or have extra info, do share. (Sorry if I offend any Christians, please forgive me. WWJD?)

* Because they built the damn churches :p They're 'masons' remember?
* Because the Illuminati twisted Jesus - a man who merely had spiritual experiences like every other saint on this planet like Alan Watts thought - his message in the scriptures, getting rid of the Gnostic aspects asap (Nag Hammadi). After all, religion is about control, not about Gnosis!
* Because Jesus Christ was a part of the royal bloodlines (holy grail, sang real) that have enslaved humanity through divide & conquer with belief systems (Satan is the deceiver), intimidation and violence. And he knew how to use his (grima worm)'tongue'. The Da Vinci code may be part of the media propaganda machine to get you to accept 'the return of the King' so they don't have to hide their Aristocracy anymore (see presidential candidates, ex presidents, and mega-'stars' you know)
* Because the Illuminati created the astrotheological (sun of god) Christian Belief System, from the ground up - borrowing from other religions and mythologies, to fuck with your feeble minds. Don't say it isn't feasible, the systems of SIN and SATAN have endured reason for more than 2000 years. "Oh foolish man, what won't you believe?" Adam Weishaupt

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