Sunday, August 10, 2008

Daily Conspiracy: G.I. JOKE (tragicomedy)

"There are no righteous wars." Ezra Pound

I thought the good guys didn't use
# False Flag Operations
# Invasions
# Torture in Secret Prisons
# Propaganda
# Chemical Weapons
# Civilian Prison Labor Camps
# ...

"Naturally, the common people don't want war, but they can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.Tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and endangering the country. It works the same in every country."
Nazi Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

A real American zero
False Flag Ops: Pearl Harbor (allowed to happen), USS Liberty attack, 9/11, 7/7 London, 3/11 Madrid are just some of the best known...
Invasions and 'foreign policy meddling': too much to mention, seriously. Bully of the world.
Torture in Secret Prisons: Guantanamo Bay, Abu Ghraib (Any intelligent life forms out there who think they just take humiliating pictures? :p)
Or find your way to the 'secret' prisons of Egypt, Morocco, Uzbekistan, Pakistan & Syria through flights with the help of European countries like Germany, The Netherlands and Spain to mention a few! (How fast can you say COVER-UP!?)
Chemical Weapons: Variations of Napalm and a little thing called White Phosphor in Iraq, who knows where else.
Propaganda: Watch any US news show online somewhere, it's tragically hilarious. (even compared to your own country's sad news broadcasts.)
Then think about how the terrorists 'hate them for their freedom!' lol WHAT freedom? The freedom to be told only what they need to know! And the worst thing is most Americans think only the spineless democrats will be able to save them. Real journalists that tried to real bring news in Baghdad were fired upon by an American tank in the Palestine Hotel in Baghdad.
Civilian Prison Labor Camps: This is where the Nazi comparisons stop being funny ok? These camps are based on military installations and provide 'cheap labor' by supposed terrorists and ... 'fifth column citizens', supposedly disloyal Americans who sympathize and collaborate with the enemy!
Private Armies: American corporations private soldiers with no honor code, chain of command or accountability are interrogating, torturing and killing people in the Middle East, driven by profit they are paid way more than their government soldier counterparts. These companies have ex-military personnel securing contracts worth millions of dollars. American tax money is funding atrocities in the Middle East.

Which is being performed by Private Armies with no Code of Honor or Chain of Command...

"There is many a boy here who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell."
General William T. Sherman

"He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."
Albert Einstein

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
Groucho Marx

If you want thanks for removing Saddam... you shouldn't have made all his atrocities possible with years of funding and weapons. Iraq doesn't seem to be doing a lot better though and you couldn't even find the WMD's you had the receipt of! And btw, Osama Bin who?

"The enemy agressor is always pursuing a course of larceny, murder, rapine and barbarism. We are always moving forward with high mission, a destiny imposed by the Deity to regenerate our victims while incidentally capturing their markets, to civilize savage and senile and paranoidal peoples while blundering accidentally into their oil wells or metal mines."
John T. Flynn - As we go marching

"I suspected I was just part of a racket at the time. Now I am sure of it. Like all members of the military profession I never had an original thought until I left the service. My mental faculties remained in suspended animation while I obeyed the orders of the higher-ups. This is typical with everyone in the military service."
Major General Smedley Butler

"One of the amusing by-products of war is its pricking of the fundamental democratic delusion. For years Homo Boobus stalks the earth vaingloriously, flapping his wings over his God-given rights, his inalienable freedom, his sublime equality to his masters. Then of a sudden he is thrust into a training camp and discovers that he is a slave, after all - that even his life is not his own."
H.L. Mencken - Minority Report

"A free government with an uncontrolled power of military conscription is the most ridiculous and abominable contradiction and nonsense that ever entered into the head of man."
Daniel Webster, Speech in the House of Representatives, January 14 1814.

"In 1938, for most of the men of our tribe, The Depression ended as mysteriously as it had begun. The Navy Yard in Brooklyn was hiring longshoremen again, in great droves... Everybody knew this sudden good luck had its sinister side. The Navy Yard was busy because the government was tooling up for another war... Roosevelt said he was not going to get us into the war. He promised he would keep us out of the war. My father said that Woodrow Wilson had made the same promises and then connived us into the first world war anyway."
Robert Anton Wilson

~ Disclaimer ~
"I don't hate America. I'm not a terrorist. I don't support terrorism. I'm just cursed with ethics!
Support the troops? I don't support killers of any kind."
captain obvious


aferrismoon said...

I notice the Olympics will engender a new generation of people who will run around a track for years and years , calling it athleticism. I call it pre-army
Run around the track, specialise your body to do one discipline, eventually they'll all [ army incl.] turn into the monkeys they so desperately want to be.[ Monkeys form troops when they get into their groups]
The private armies - what;s theGeneva Convention on that [ oh sorry did the word Geneva make u spit out your lunch]


dedroidify said...

Great observation, talk about being stuck in a (time) loop.

"Specialization is for insects." Heinlein

Luke J. Terry said...

Regarding chemical weapons, I think that the "depleted" uranium armor-piercing rounds definitely qualify, especially considering the long-term effects of the increase in background radiation, the increase in birth defects and cancer rates seen in Iraq & Afghanistan, both attributed to DU weapon use.

dedroidify said...

Good point, thanks, will add that soon, and add a carlin clip about the different names for ptsd too.