Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Accelerating Change, my ass

A crapload of thinkers keep repeating that change is happening at a faster rate, technology improves faster and faster and soon the singularity will make things very weird! OH NOES WHAT WILL WE DO THEN?!

Cut to Apple announcing their new laptop has a whopping five hours more battery life.
Nintendo's Wii-U which lets you play your next-gen game mobile was ignored cause of stupid timing.
Sony's big innovations are a fucking touchpad and the ability to stream your game to the internet, and it's now Playstation italic design mode, oooh!
And Microsoft is just plain fucking retarded, seriously what are they smoking? Giving the middle-finger to all their potential and braindead customers.

Next-gen technology, y u not even slightly impressive? 
ALL I WANT IS FOR THIS STUPID FUCKING PLANET TO BECOME MORE INTERESTING!
WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG!?

added for wanting: HOLOGRAMS!

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