Just read the script, ok, ACTION!

Conspiracies are silly, Politicians think for themselves (lol)

Australia and Canada, not controlled by the same folks in charge of the US & Britain at all. ROFL @ a comment by Psychoacoustics Original FX:
"At least they're articulate. For a few weeks there Bush had ppl thinking we were at war with tourists. On sept 12th no one with a nikon was safe."