The Onion: China #1 air polluter
News reports say the air in China for the Olympics will 'not be hazardous to the athletes their health', but it could and probably will impact their performances (lol). Some athletes will probably even wear those little smog masks, how Olympian they will look! Go China! :p
These Olympics are gonna suck balls, oh well nothing new there.
Step 654654 for dystopian suck future: Olympic athletes wearing breathing masks.
Oh right, FREE TIBET! Dammit...
News reports say the air in China for the Olympics will 'not be hazardous to the athletes their health', but it could and probably will impact their performances (lol). Some athletes will probably even wear those little smog masks, how Olympian they will look! Go China! :p
These Olympics are gonna suck balls, oh well nothing new there.
Step 654654 for dystopian suck future: Olympic athletes wearing breathing masks.
Oh right, FREE TIBET! Dammit...
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